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pruwyben to Programming Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago

Me as a database administrator when someone asks what my job is

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Me as a database administrator when someone asks what my job is

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pruwyben to Programming Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months ago
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    Why don’t you just use excel for that

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      Bold of you to assume I’m not already.

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    DBAs: “Tables, mirrors, dumps, joins, unions…oh and if I really care about it, replication. I try to avoid surprise drops and injections though.”

    People: “My god! What sort of drug infested brothel do you work in?!”

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    Insert into mouth (food_qty, food_type) values (55, ‘burger’);

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    deleted by creator

    • Chris@lemmy.world
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      JUST TABLES

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    They’re so dirty!

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