pruwyben to Programming Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoMe as a database administrator when someone asks what my job isimagemessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down12
arrow-up1117arrow-down1imageMe as a database administrator when someone asks what my job ispruwyben to Programming Humor@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square5linkfedilink
minus-squarepartial_accumen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoDBAs: “Tables, mirrors, dumps, joins, unions…oh and if I really care about it, replication. I try to avoid surprise drops and injections though.” People: “My god! What sort of drug infested brothel do you work in?!”
DBAs: “Tables, mirrors, dumps, joins, unions…oh and if I really care about it, replication. I try to avoid surprise drops and injections though.”
People: “My god! What sort of drug infested brothel do you work in?!”