• PugJesus@lemmy.worldM
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    Carthage: “Dumbass Romans, don’t even have your sea legs, they’d drown in the drink if they tried boarding us LOL”

    Romans: “Get me a BIG plank, give it railings, and put a spike on it to smash into the enemy deck so it doesn’t move when we cross”

    Carthage: “What the fuck is wrong with you people”

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      Meanwhile, on a ship slightly further away

      “HEY, get a load of this! They managed to get something floating, but they forgot to put a sail on one of the masts!, it’s just got a spike on the end! Haha hahaha!”

      ship get closer… And closer… And closer…

      “Wait… Why aren’t they holding anything to throw or shoot at us?.. They’re getting into a formation near the ma… Wait that’s not a mast. It has rails… Oh… Oh no…”

      Hopefully they wore their brown tunic today…