Damn, ngl, this is fucked. I’m about to go live in bumfuck nowhere and work for the government, to have chuds on my ass, knowing where I live is going to be a doozy.
Damn, ngl, this is fucked. I’m about to go live in bumfuck nowhere and work for the government, to have chuds on my ass, knowing where I live is going to be a doozy.
Wild Americans haven’t used their second amendment rights to purchase a SAM system to shoot his little jet out of the sky.
What are they buying guns for? To accidentally shoot themselves in the leg while trying to unbuckle their belt in the parking lot of a Denny’s in an attempt to ingest an abomination of a meal that’s a pound of H1N5 infected burger patty sandwiched between 2 High Fructose Corn Syrup glazed doughnuts paired with a gallon of unpasteurized milk riddled with microplastics? What a waste.
For all the talk about the USA being the land of the free and the home of the brave, USAans are cowards
We buy guns in the hope that someone comes close enough to our houses so that we can ventilate them and cry “Castle Doctrine! Stand Your Ground!”
Of course, this is also almost exclusively white people, because they’re the ones who live in the places where it’s easy to build up personal armories and fear anything that isn’t Hellmann’s mayonnaise