Would probably choose this option, if possible.

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    The twist is that vampires, being creatures of the night, have no eyesight. Cut to Rod Serling narration.

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      Kids these days still know how to read, right? I’m sure you could convinced them to read for you instead of being a bloody meal.

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        The trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.