Would probably choose this option, if possible.

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    “you’re immortal now, so why are you trying to wipe out all of humanity?!”
    “You guys keep writing books, even though i’m reading 24/7, my backlog keeps growing!”

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    Immortality might not be enough time to play my current Steam/GOG/Epic/Sony/XBox/Nintendo/ROMs library…and the new sales just started!

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    The twist is that vampires, being creatures of the night, have no eyesight. Cut to Rod Serling narration.

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      Kids these days still know how to read, right? I’m sure you could convinced them to read for you instead of being a bloody meal.

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        The trick is, find a masochistic submissive. Tell them to read to you, but not to let their voice reflect the pain they feel as you indolently nibble on them.

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    Isn’t that pretty much the reason any of us would want to become immortal? We want more time to experience the things life has to offer

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    Make it an anime. The woman just keeps harassing groups of goths and punks until she randomly finds a real vampire who plot twist is just a crazy person

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      Lol i was thinking the same. Sounds like a light novel for sure.

      “I became a vampire to enjoy my undead life in my library”

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        She loved working in the stacks; picking books at random for the sheer joy of reading. She had read most of them but knew she’d never be tired of each and every page.

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    Season 1 is all about having to spend time away from reading trying to convince a vampire to turn her. Season 2 is figuring out that there are a lot of time that she has to spend to sustain herself as a vampire that takes away from time spent reading. Season 3 is figuring out that she doesn’t actually like reading any more.

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      Whoa that’s actually a big cliffhanger here - What will her new hobby be? MMA?

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    Prolly should read The Invisible Life of Addie LaRue.

    Not the same, but, some similar elements.