They can’t find an address. He’s very likely a basement dweller sucking off the tit from one of his family relatives to sustain his standard of living

That’s why Nintendo wants to serve his family members cause they probably know he’s at one of them…and once he’s been served they’re responsible to send it to him or else they will be held accountable

If only there was a place where it’s written down what he did? Commenters have yet to discover this mystical record.

High dex & rolled a Nat 20.