These couches are hostile furnishings for the home. Designed with a center console that acts as a physical barrier between you and The Wife™. Complete with cup holders, motorized reclining action, and a storage compartment where you can keep your Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition collection.

There is no space on this couch for any form of physical intimacy.

    • Bob Robertson IX English
      10·
      2 days ago

      I’m convinced that there’s no such thing as a nice couch any more. I have 2 ‘nice’ couches that are the most uncomfortable things to sit on. We spent a lot of money on them but after less than a year they just turned to crap. If you find something nice, let me know where.

      • GrosMichel [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
        6·
        2 days ago

        Probably gotta’ thrift and maybe reupholster an old couch at this point. Or maybe there’s some business/hotel ones that are still built to last and cost a lot.