moonlake [he/him]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days agoChristmas = DEBUNKEDhexbear.netimagemessage-square83fedilinkarrow-up1163arrow-down10file-text
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minus-squareAcute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·edit-23 days agoCurrent parenting best practice is to have Santa bring one gift that’s not the penultimate best gift of the day. Helps prevent kids from realizing too early that Santa tends to favor the rich kids.
minus-squareAnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoSanta brings our kids like socks and maybe some candies. Mom and Dad get that good shit. “Aren’t socks like the worst gift dad?” “No buddy, socks are the best gift, Santa knew you needed some.” He knows I’m full of shit, but I do love a good pair of socks.
minus-squareAcute_Engles [he/him, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoSanta can’t make an Xbox at the workshop buddy it uses proprietary parts
Current parenting best practice is to have Santa bring one gift that’s not the
penultimatebest gift of the day. Helps prevent kids from realizing too early that Santa tends to favor the rich kids.Santa brings our kids like socks and maybe some candies. Mom and Dad get that good shit.
“Aren’t socks like the worst gift dad?”
“No buddy, socks are the best gift, Santa knew you needed some.”
He knows I’m full of shit, but I do love a good pair of socks.
Santa can’t make an Xbox at the workshop buddy it uses proprietary parts