Jesus and the Archangel Michael , depicted after browsing r/neoliberal for the first time (colorized).

“I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it.”

“I’m Brian.”

“Jesus Fucking Christ, what is WRONG with you people?!?”

Out-of-frame roman soldier : fucking nailed it, bro

Jesus became a conservative rapper and released his first track throwing shade at Target for rainbow colored kid’s clothes.

“Did you eat my leftovers out of the fridge? I was saving that”

Mom? Is my Nintendo Switch charged yet?

“And I said stigmata? I barely know her!”

“Chat, Israel?”