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Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill.
loll such a cheesy line
If I don’t go up the hill how do I get to skate down it at blistering speeds?
I never understood how you should open such a box, but this seems like the way forward.
Still with a knife, but carefully. These labels really just mean ‘don’t come whining to us if you act like an orangutan and stab a knife through the box into the item inside’.
That does take away the fun of breaking the rules when you used a knife anyway, but you make a valid point. No orangutan near the box. Right. Does anyone have a chimpanzee I can borrow?
Just pull the tape?
With really long nails on your toes.
Tape splitter on your safety cutter
O ya
With controlled explosives
Blunt instrument.
i just use a key, usually. it’s about the only suitable ‘tool’ that i nearly always have close-at-hand.
Snap it in half over your knee.
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Goated movie. They don’t make them like that anymore.
“Not for consumption?” Don’t you tell me what to do, I’ll eat what I want!
Would a sling blade work?
