Baku@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zoneEnglish · edit-21 month agoDaily Discussion Thread: 🐤🕊️🦜 Sunday, 5 January, 2025message-squaremessage-square188fedilinkarrow-up121arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up120arrow-down1message-squareDaily Discussion Thread: 🐤🕊️🦜 Sunday, 5 January, 2025Baku@aussie.zone to Melbourne@aussie.zoneEnglish · edit-21 month agomessage-square188fedilinkfile-text
Today’s weather forecast (Melbourne CBD, 3000): min - 23°C, max - 38°C. 90% chance of no rain HAPPY BIRD DAY!
minus-squareMeanElevator@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoFucking hot outside, so of course my neighbour is out there with his ancient mower. The mower keeps cutting out and he’s swearing up a storm. I’ve said it before, one day (like today) I’m going to find his corpse on the lawn next to his fucking mower.
minus-squareMeanElevator@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·1 month agoYes it’s restricted with some guidelines. I’m pretty sure my neighbour will ignore all warnings and continue anyway.
minus-squareMeanElevator@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoThere’s very little fuel for a grassfire around. But I do get where you’re coming from. Us suburbanites have very low survival instincts, especially entitled blokes over 80 (like old mate next door)
minus-squareanotherspringchicken@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-21 month agoHot = mows lawn Raining = waters lawn He’s wired back-to-front
minus-squareMeanElevator@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month agoNot sure he’s got wires left to be honest
minus-squareTinyBreak@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoI thought you were gonna find him passed out next to a hose?
Fucking hot outside, so of course my neighbour is out there with his ancient mower.
The mower keeps cutting out and he’s swearing up a storm.
I’ve said it before, one day (like today) I’m going to find his corpse on the lawn next to his fucking mower.
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Yes it’s restricted with some guidelines. I’m pretty sure my neighbour will ignore all warnings and continue anyway.
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There’s very little fuel for a grassfire around. But I do get where you’re coming from.
Us suburbanites have very low survival instincts, especially entitled blokes over 80 (like old mate next door)
Hot = mows lawn
Raining = waters lawn
He’s wired back-to-front
Not sure he’s got wires left to be honest
I thought you were gonna find him passed out next to a hose?
If only…