Chuck Norris, DDS.

I lived in a tiny town where the candy store owner was best friends with the only dentist. There was a running joke in the entire town that the two of them were plotting to get rich off everyone.

You want to be practicing up until the last second, of course. After we learned how swole the tooth fairy is, a lot of us started prepping for future loses. That’s why I have a bunker full of instant mashed potatoes, apple sauce, and broth.