It’s an improvement on the borkutron. It takes different wavelengths of the bork field, sends them through a gabulonic phase couple to create a subbork pulsator. If you can keep your framshaft at a solid 90 gigaborks then the whole system vomulates less. Its pretty cool.
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It’s an improvement on the borkutron. It takes different wavelengths of the bork field, sends them through a gabulonic phase couple to create a subbork pulsator. If you can keep your framshaft at a solid 90 gigaborks then the whole system vomulates less. Its pretty cool.
But I thought this was a “wrong answers only” thread.
Edit: Oh. I see it! Clever.
LOL, yeah. Can you imagine the noise?