This is just one line in a GREAT set. Check out the video here. Don’t know or have any connection to this dude. I just fucking love it.
Wanna have gay sex?
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Well, I didn’t expect that answer from a woman in the streets, now what?
Be a good wingman and introduce her to your best lesbian friend?
I only have two, and they’re married to eachother.
It never hurts to ask, just don’t be stereotypical about it and maybe they’ll at least become friends (thus increasing the chance they’ll meet someone new to fulfill your ‘promise’?)
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Was referring to the picture, Paul 💘
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If you hold your head sideways, the 8 becomes infinity! 💕
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catcalling by only using phrases I would like to hear in prison like: “how would you like to get outta this shithole”, “i can set you up with my lawyer” and “i can get you cigs, pornmagz, mail from the outside anything you just name it”
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I prefer the toilet wine
I came up with a super secret way of avoiding these situations by just avoiding women in public entirely.
Or simply avoiding public spaces entitely.
How am I supposed to sell opioids then?
You think asking guys in prison, if they want to buy dope, would be something they don’t want to hear?
Not sure, but remember not to lace it with fentanyl unless you want your boss to break your kneecaps. The cartels don’t like their suppliers killing customers to hide skimming.
Outrageous. How else am I going to make drugs addictive?
Pick Up Artistry reduced to just offering every girl you want to meet a cigarette.
If I’m wearing a kilt in prison, and the ugliest, grossest guy says “damn nice legs dude” imma strut my stuff. But there is a limit.
Not available in the US sadly, but the clips that are are very funny. Thanks for the tip, I’d never heard of this guy
I’m torn on this. On the one hand, I agree with the satement of “don’t do anythig you wouldn’t want to be on the receiving end of”. On the other hand, it’s phrased as a joke that has the punchline of “haha, prison rape”.
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What? This is obviously a prison rape joke. I’m not sure why you’re making such mental gymnastics. It’s OK to laugh about terrible things sometimes too.
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Can we never joke about sensitive topics?
Isn’t humor like, our primary coping mechanism for dealing with dark topics?
Can we never joke about sensitive topics?
Sure. Won’t stop you from getting heckled for bad taste.
If you need to joke about sensitive topics to get a reaction, consider the idea that you aren’t actually funny
Isn’t humor like, our primary coping mechanism for dealing with dark topics?
There’s a difference between joking about your own traumas and joking about other people’s
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