With a music taste too narrow of course your body hurts. Heavy metal might be productive to carry but perhaps add some

• A cappella to avoid carrying instruments too
• Trance to chill as you walk
• Hiphop to avoid hurdles
• Rap to get help from the homies
• Rock to throw at your enemies
• Country to summon a horse
• Power Metal to ride with the elder gods
• House to rest in

S H R E D

No, it is coz gravity and putting up a new bird house. Damn Newton and his laws.