My colleague had a small lemon tree in his office that flowered and produced two lemons. In anticipation of their ripening, he posted a sign on his for the advertised “lemon party” where he would make lemonade from them and share. After the party I filled him in (vaguely) on what it meant. He was mortified. The end.
A lemon tree, eh? Hey! It’s been about 12 seconds since we last checked in on our beloved lemon tree. Gotta protect it from those LEMON STEALING WHORES!!!
If this is a goatse.cx reference, it has nothing to do with goat sex. I am elated to report to everyone’s chagrin that it’s an acronym which stands for Guy Opens Asshole To Show Everyone.
If not, I may have missed the video/site this references somehow, but am still glad I got to say the acronym out.
Next she’ll be wanting to throw a lemon-themed party
Lemonparty.org has some great lemon-themed party ideas.
My colleague had a small lemon tree in his office that flowered and produced two lemons. In anticipation of their ripening, he posted a sign on his for the advertised “lemon party” where he would make lemonade from them and share. After the party I filled him in (vaguely) on what it meant. He was mortified. The end.
A lemon tree, eh? Hey! It’s been about 12 seconds since we last checked in on our beloved lemon tree. Gotta protect it from those LEMON STEALING WHORES!!!
pray for her to not want to know about the reproductive habits of goats
If this is a goatse.cx reference, it has nothing to do with goat sex. I am elated to report to everyone’s chagrin that it’s an acronym which stands for Guy Opens Asshole To Show Everyone.
If not, I may have missed the video/site this references somehow, but am still glad I got to say the acronym out.