• CookieJarObserver@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Why use assault rifles when you can just nuke the shit out of them with the God beam. Jewish space laser my ass, Vatican has God ray powered by abused children.

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      1 year ago

      god pokes his radiant beard out from behind the clouds, instantly vaporizing the unworthy in the face of his glory

      • verity_kindle@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Indeed. Don’t underestimate the old Italian women who live there, either. They may bite. RIP Oriana Fallaci and the Garibaldi idealists.