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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

I like my [character from the best movie of 1999] like I like my coffee.

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I like my [character from the best movie of 1999] like I like my coffee.

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The Picard Maneuver@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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  • Metal Zealot@lemmy.ml
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    👏👏👏 more Mummy memes please

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      LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOURE ON YHE WRONG SIDE OF THE RI-VER!

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        Aaaaaaamericans…

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      Muum meem

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    I like my coffee like I like my women: COVERED IN BEES!

  • Hot Saucerman@lemmy.mlBanned
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    I simply cannot get enough John Hannah.

    He is gold in Charlie Brooker’s (creator/writer of Black Mirror) comedic send up of police procedural shows A Touch of Cloth.

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      All I can ever think of with him is his horrifically casual slave rape scene in Spartacus. I guess that speaks to his acting ability, but it’s such a repellant scene that I dislike even seeing him anymore.

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        Batiatus is such a great character. And John Hannah makes you hate him so much. Great, now I gotta go watch spartacus again.

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      He was incredibly entertaining in the Spartacus TV show

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    Don’t worry, coffee. I love you the way you are.

    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe
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      You chew the beans raw?

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        As god intended.

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        I do love em chocolate covered.

  • teft@startrek.website
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    I like my coffee like I like my women. Cold and bitter.

    • Hot Saucerman@lemmy.mlBanned
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      with a spoon in them.

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        COVERED IN BEES

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    source: the mummy

    let’s not become reddit

    • StarkillerX42@lemmy.ml
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      I would rather be watching the 1999 cinematic masterpiece The Mummy starring Bendar Fraser and Rachel Weiss

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      Also: eeeew, the mummy!

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    The call me coffee because I’m harvested using slave labor and sold by a union busting megacorporation that gentrifies neighborhoods and ruins local businesses… I mean, because I’m bitter.

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    My flavor comes from having been crushed, ground down, and in hot water. That’s also why I’m bitter.

  • DreamButt@lemmy.world
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    They call me coffee because I’m best had pressed under a french girl

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    Roasted, placed in a freezer, and ready to be ground up later?
    /s

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    Alt description:

    Three panel meme, depicting a still image of a character from the 1999 movie The Mummy in each panel saying a coffee themed double entendre.

    Top panel: Rachel Weisz’s Evelyn Carnahan says ‘they call me coffee because I grind so fine’

    Middle panel: Brendan Fraser’s character Rick O’Connell says ‘they call me coffee because I keep you up past 2am’

    Last panel: John Hannah’s Jonathon Carnahan says ‘they call me coffee because I’m bitter and most people don’t like me without changing some aspect of what I am’.

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    They call me coffee because I need to be roasted before I’m palatable

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    I like my women like I like my chicken, with the skin on and the bones in.

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    I wish I could see what this is about.

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    The Mummy was one of the worst possible movies to try to make a gritty Kurtzmanian reboot of. yea

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