Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agoElon Musk’s Neuralink begins accepting human patients for trials of its brain implantventurebeat.comexternal-linkmessage-square38fedilinkarrow-up182arrow-down120
arrow-up162arrow-down1external-linkElon Musk’s Neuralink begins accepting human patients for trials of its brain implantventurebeat.comLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Technology@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square38fedilink
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up32·1 year agoOle Musky should step up and prove how safe it is. If he gets one, I’ll definitely get one.
minus-squareKoboldCoterie@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·1 year agoOne implant to rule them all, one implant to find them, One implant to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agoOh shit, what if the purchase of Twitter, change to X, etc…etc…is all due to brain implant side effects… Someone get this conspiracy going!
minus-squareTylerdurdon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoSo then the thing that killed the monkeys was the smelling their smug farts all day? It all makes sense now…
minus-squareBitrot@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoHe thinks we’re living in a simulation.
Ole Musky should step up and prove how safe it is. If he gets one, I’ll definitely get one.
One implant to rule them all, one implant to find them, One implant to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
He behaves like he already has one.
Oh shit, what if the purchase of Twitter, change to X, etc…etc…is all due to brain implant side effects… Someone get this conspiracy going!
So then the thing that killed the monkeys was the smelling their smug farts all day? It all makes sense now…
He thinks we’re living in a simulation.