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Stamets@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · vor 2 Jahren

Really be some crazy people out there thinking they piss gold

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Really be some crazy people out there thinking they piss gold

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Stamets@startrek.website to Memes@lemmy.ml · vor 2 Jahren
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    If it smells like poop everywhere you go, check under your own shoe.

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      Also try wiping your ass. Or better yet, invest in a bidet.

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        Bidet gang Woop woop

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    The one constant in all of your failed relationships is you.

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    Even people who are the problem need to vent. Sometimes I’m just there for my imperfect friends/family.

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      This is true too. And then comes the delicate art of leading that person to the realisation that changing their behaviour would solve their problems.

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    Sign of middling to poor hydration.

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      Absolutely not /r/hydrohomies
      …
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        !hydrohomies@lemmy.ml

        On the website just type an exclamation and start typing, it’ll suggest communities.

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    Listening to fellow Linux users do nothing but rant about Windows 24/7

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      And now you’re doing it about Linux users. You already made an entire thread about it this morning.

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      I forgot Windows existed tbh, I live in my own little Linux bubble.

      I rant about Linux instead.

      • 🐑🇸 🇭 🇪 🇪 🇵 🇱 🇪🐑@lemmy.world
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        See you have a healthy mind. You don’t obsess over a program you don’t even use!

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          Reminds me of all the people posting about reddit on lemmy. I’m not wasting my time thinking about a dead platform.

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            I’m not wasting my time thinking about a dead platform.

            Reminds me of all the people posting about reddit on lemmy.

            Rent free.

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      Is 24/7 the newest version from Microsoft?

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      So your point is Linux users are what’s wrong with Windows?

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        No, there is plenty wrong with windows on its own. But sometimes Linux users is what is holding Linux back.

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          deleted by creator

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        *me wondering how I’m the problem with something I don’t use*

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    If I don’t piss gold then why are they called golden showers?

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      Checkmate atheists!

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    I was walking past a parked cat at the hospital the other day, and the driver was all pissed because they put one of those violation stickers on it, and she was just dropping off food. It was parked in an intersection. In the crosswalk. Under the “No Stopping For Any Reason” sign. At a children’s hospital. I didn’t have a lot of sympathy for her.

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    I spent my drunk youth listening to these people and my conclusion is they basically all got fucked, metaphorically or literally, by something, honestly. People don’t just turn self-destructive by themselves

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      Very much so. But dumping on people who are not well is easy. So much so that it seems like an international competition. Glad to see some people still have empathy.

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    Best I can hope is to help get them in the habit of asking “but why do I think this?”

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