• kescusay@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    That’s it! JFK is secretly immortal! He faked his own death and assumed the identity of his son! The real RFK is off investigating pizzeria basements to rescue children on behalf of his father!

    Rejoice, Q! Your savior has actually already emerged! Vote RFK to support the true Trump, not the holographic impostor he’s been replaced with, and the Great Awakening will arrive with the Storm and… fuck, I can’t keep this up.

    • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org
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      9 months ago

      I got you.

      The Great Awakening is upon us. The lizard-people will be exposed. All our enemies will be rounded up and sent to gitmo. All the people who laughed at you for believing “ridiculous” things will realize that you are super smart and apologize. We will be vindicated.

      Oh, wait. Not rejoice Q. Rejoice Anons! RFK Jr is actually JFK, but better. He will become president and Trump will become God-Emperor of the world. Those Iraqi Dinars that you invested in will finally make you super rich! No more babies will ever be eaten by democrats and the cabal shall be no more.

      Ok, I’m tapping out.