- cross-posted to:
- mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
- Hey guys in todays video we will show you how to save someone from choking. But first a word from our sponsor! - but BUT SHES CHOKING ON THE RAYCON BUD! 
 
- I know when someone is choking I like to look up click bait life hack videos on YouTube instead of calling 911 - I can perform the heimlich maneuver. First I’ll need 20 sqft of corrugated cardboard, a hot glue gun, some wooden dowels… - You forgot the soda bottle. 
- Don’t forget the paperclips and small motor from a broken appliance - If you don’t have a broken appliance, just grab your favorite one and break it. Problem solved. 
 
- Didn’t the heinie lick family want royalties on the name usage and now we call it J thrust? 
 
- Probably more like while someone is calling 911 or after someone has called 911 - 911 is going to give you a comprehensive step by step guide on what you should be doing. - Speed watching a YouTube video is likely to do more harm than good. 
 
 
- I get that they’re making a joke, but if they honestly think YouTube cares….that’s the real joke. 
- So, what is quicker: watching the ads or subscribing to YouTube premium? - They’re about the same, but if you want to see the full video with all the life saving tips and tricks then you’ll need to join their Patreon 
- As a subscriber, subscribing. 
 
- LPT: If you refresh your page during the ad, it will skip the ad. - Apparently only on refresh number 5 iirc 
 
- How are people so infantile that they consult YouTube in an emergency? 




