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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago

Anon buys a car

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Anon buys a car

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 7 months ago
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    deleted by creator

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      Worked at a gas station in my early 20s and met my fair share of “you have to make business with me” people. They live in a very different and very weird world, coincidentally that mindset is usually combined with a very obnoxious personality in general.

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        Here’s a secret…

        THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS AN ASSHOLE

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          That means youre an arsehole too tbh.

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            You don’t have to be a customer if you just steal everything you need. [Smart guy meme]

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        Somehow I don’t think that’s a coincidence

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      what if his friend walked in instead and bought the car for him?

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        Would make more sense for the friend to buy the car and return it, otherwise you still have to change the owner of the car

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