• happybadger [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
    42·
    9 months ago

    Officials believe Hamas specifically chose the school because, as marked on the giant Loony Toons map titled TERRORISM PLANS, there are the most kids to eat there.

    • GarbageShoot [he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
      7·
      9 months ago

      Hamas seen constructing a tiny guillotine to speed up infant decapitation ops.

      (they thought maybe a paring knife would work but they kept cutting their fingers due to the necessary speed of the task)