• Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    My purpose in life is to put the problems of able-bodied people into perspective.

    (Tina Friml said something like that, and honestly she’s the best comedian I ever heard.)

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        28 days ago

        You wanna tell that to my rheumatoid arthritis? How exactly did i ‘live wrong’ on that front?

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          28 days ago

          The joke is not getting old, dear. That getting old is not something you risk if you live ethically, early death as a preventative measure. Istf what’s with lemmy today? Like five consecutive ‘i don’t get the joke’ replies.

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            27 days ago

            Can the condescension. If you have to claim that multiple people “didn’t get the joke” it was a shit joke

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              27 days ago

              No, it can still be funny to me; that’s the great thing about subjectivity! You just have no sense of humor about your suffering and expected suffering. That’s your right of course, but I do not consider it a virtue. I do in fact consider it a failing of your sense of humor and construction of self.

              Edit: We can disagree. You are in fact free to suck and have toxic derisive understandings of your own emotions, even to think I’m insane, but dont ask me to share your opinions just because you have booboos. Everyone does, and mine are way more fun than yours, because i have some god damn creativity about them.

              I actually got another small temporary one while i typed that. I stepped on a toothpick and made a new hole in my foot. Tell me that isn’t perfect comedic timing. Now try it laughing with rather than at me.

  • cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    29 days ago

    Nuh uh! If you were really doing things right it would be because you’re one of the elect and if you’re one if the elect nothing will ever go wrong in your life and therefore being disabled proves you’re not. Checkmate atheists.