Sounds more like a boring dystopia than good news to me. 🤷‍♂️

Orphan crushing machine.

Yeah, this is one of those stories you see on the news that is meant to be a feel good but actually belongs on aboringdystopia.

this comm can be so bleak sometimes.

This is really shitty news, what is it doing in “good news”?

This is soul crushing that it even has to happen, let alone that it did happen.

The world has legitimately become a worse place

I could retire on 35k a year.

Yeah that sounds like the dream… /s

The fuck some one nearly 20year over pension is still working. Can’t be in a civilized country