• captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “I’m gonna regret this in the morning/immediately”

    “Hey babe wanna see me do something stupid”

    “I’m an engineer I know what I’m doing”

    “It’ll be cheaper if I do it myself”

    “How hard could it be”

    “One more won’t hurt”

    “Worst case scenario I die”