Is pain preferable to nothing? I’m too afraid to find out, so I wake up and grit my teeth each and every day as I update my piss poster. The occasional blood in my urine is the only indication I still exist.
okay i just bought 500 pounds of tomatoes. u might be thinking “why would you do that” well it’s not about that, it’s about the fact that i now control 500 pounds of tomatoes. every single one is MY tomato, and if you come near me i will THROW IT at you. watch out. i got a solid grip on this situation. the tomatoes are my army. YOU are the target.
do you think your “tomato” can stop ME? YOU’RE the tomato now.
yeah man, rip the poster down and redecorate as an adult.
tearing down a nirvana poster from hot topic to replace it with a nirvana poster from walmart
When I became a man, I put childish things away (replacing blacklight My Chemical Romance poster with a glow-in-the-dark Chainsaw Man poster)
That’s your takeaway from this? lol
it’s not my only takeaway but it’s the only thing I haven’t said 1,000 times already
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I feel like that would be way more psychologically damaging than the poster, lol.
Is pain preferable to nothing? I’m too afraid to find out, so I wake up and grit my teeth each and every day as I update my piss poster. The occasional blood in my urine is the only indication I still exist.
This is like a line from a cyberpunk Disco Elysium.
AI will NEVER shit post the way a human can. I’ll always be good for something.
prompt: “dril style shitpost”
yeag i’m thinking we’re safe
Just frame your posters. Instant maturity hack.