A DS9 Christmas Special continues
I’ve been mentally workshopping a Kai Winn Christmas meme but I still can’t get it quite right. Something about “remember the reason for the season” and then passive-aggressively proselytizing about the Prophets.
Still got a week or so to work out the kinks.
I’ve been pondering ever since the DS9 Christmas Special concept came about the other day. This is the one that just came to mind.
🎜 On the twelfth day of Peldor, Garak gave me: 🎜
Twelve Changelings scheming,
Eleven Cardassians sneering,
Ten Prophets preaching,
Nine Bajoran prophecies,
Eight Vorta plotting,
Seven Dabo girls dancing,
Six PADDs glowing,
Five stem bolts, self-sealing!
Four Klingon roars,
Three Odo morphs,
Two Bajoran d’ja pagh,
And a single cup of kanar!And a single cup of kanar!
5 could be 5 raktajinos!
1 could also be “and a raktajino in a weird cup”
What about a picture of the school bombing captioned: remembering the treason of the season. With Kai Winn smiling like a Christmas card
I imagined her saying this and got chills, but not the good kind.
“Be sure to take your Ketracel-white.” A crummy commercial?
I’m dreaming of a ketracel white Christmas
