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collegefurtrader to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Lemmy will meme anything. Heres some Corn.

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Lemmy will meme anything. Heres some Corn.

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collegefurtrader to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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  • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one
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    2 years ago

    Trying to make corn the new bean is so corn.

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      Bean is out. Corn is in.

      Guess you could say beans are has-beans…༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ༼⁠ᕗ⁠ຈ⁠ل͜⁠ຈ⁠༽⁠ᕗ

      • Thteven@lemmy.world
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        Bean is kill?

        No.

      • Sheltac@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        Huehuehuehue

      • Turducken@mander.xyz
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        2 years ago

        I just downbeaned your comment.

        FAQ

        What does this mean?

        The amount of beans on your comment and bean account has decreased by one bean.

        Why did you do this?

        There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive or neutral beans. These include, but are not limited to:

        • ⁠Rudeness towards other beanikans, • ⁠Spreading incorrect tomato sauce, • ⁠Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /s.

        Am I banned from the beans?

        No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downbean, which may put your commenting and posting privileges in jeopardy.

        I don’t believe my comment deserved a downbean. Can you un-downbean it?

        Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downbean. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private beannote explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to beannotes within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of downbean appeals are rejected, and yours is likely no exception.

        How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

        Accept the downbean and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on beans. I will continue to issue downbeans until you improve your conduct. Remember: beans are a privilege, not a right.

    • BeanEater@lemmy.world
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      2 years ago

      How can corn be bean when bean is bean?

  • BBloggsbott@lemmy.world
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    Corn is just beans on a stick

    • RooRLoord420@lemmy.world
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      You’re so brave for being willing to finally say what we’ve all been thinking.

    • collegefurtraderOP
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      OMG, you’re right

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  • Strangian@lemm.ee
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    It’ll never be bean

    • MrClayman@lemmy.world
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      Not with that attitude

  • _CottonCandyUnicorn_@lemmy.world
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    How do you eat corn on a cob?

    I start at one end and roll it fast as I take like 10 bites before stopping to chew. I finish a whole cob with maybe 3 breaks to chew… Am I eating corn like a savage?

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.net
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      I do the typewriter thing, like in an old cartoon.

  • MrJukes@lemmy.one
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    Stop trying to make corn happen

    • Sheltac@lemmy.world
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      Corn is streets ahead, just accept it.

  • LokYinN@lemmy.world
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    corn vs bean

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      Beans and corn bread go well together. There’s even a song about it.

  • Dick Justice@lemmy.world
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    No.

  • Temple Square@lemmy.world
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    I hear there’s a lot of corn on the internet.

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    And here’s some popcorn for people in the comment section

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    Gentlemen…

    CORN!

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      carn

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    what next? peas

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      Give peas a chance!

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    Removed by mod

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      https://cornhub.website/

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    From the earth I rise, to the earth I shall one day return

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    It’s a little too corny…

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