• After using public restrooms in europe I started wondering why the fuck ours are so full of gaps and holes.

    Er… I mean, I know what some of the holes are for. But, like… They should have a door for when you’re not there to suck dick.

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      30 days ago

      I assumed it was so the cops can come along and check out your genitals. Gotta make sure you’re in the right bathroom.

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        Yeah, could you imagine walking into a bathroom and not seeing a police officer looking up skirts and boxers?!

        Gosh, what a world that might be. I bet the president isn’t even a pedophile of the country with the largest military power there!

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      There are many, especially near beaches, that have literally no door.

      I’ve pooped in one.

      It’s not great, everyone. In fact, it’s a lot worse than you’re imagining.

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    This is such a fucking lie. I’m so goddamn mad.

    Where is the clearance to see both ABOVE and BELOW?! It’s not a peekaboo US stall if you’re going to sell everyone on the delusion of the vertical-only crack.

    Grow up! 1?!!1

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    Canadian here. In the '60s we went on a class trip to the Buffalo zoo. Grade 7 (12yr olds).
    There were no doors on the toilet stalls. There were ‘supposed’ to be, I guess, but they weren’t there. Guys just sitting there taking a shit in plain sight. Very strange…

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    And they call them “Bathrooms”!?

    I wouldn’t want to take a bath with that sort of compromised privacy!

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      Canadians call them restrooms, but I never seen anyone resting there.

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        29 days ago

        With the number of people who use their phone on the toilet: they should start calling them PhoneRooms!