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badposting@hexbear.net · 3 months ago

I got laid at the dick sucking factory ☹️😢

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I got laid at the dick sucking factory ☹️😢

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badposting@hexbear.net · 3 months ago

Oh shit I meant I got laid OFF at the dick sucking favtory

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I’ve been cockblocked from all DSC (Dick Sucking Corp) worksites
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  My buddy Dick Flatner is a contractor with a CBT shop. Might get you a decent gig swinging a mallet.
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    I swing!

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