tfw JP Morgan fucking Chase does more to crack down on a fascist coup than the Democratic Party
when I was a kid if you had told me a sitting president would some day sue the largest bank, I’d have imagined such a bright future of corporate accountability
Amazing bit
I’m kind of surprised it’s only $5B. Why not $500B? The number is pretend so why not?
Would be even funnier if he was suing for like $570.49 in small claims court.
I’m rooting for the “they both lose” outcome
It’s this kind of stuff that makes me think he may end up getting Luigi’d by the CIA.
He’s been fucking with the money so badly I’m amazed he hasn’t been JFK’d already
It’s frankly weird. Has the CIA been taken over by American Failsons?
I hope the lawsuit says “at least five billion dollars”.
$4.999999999B for loss of prestige, loss of income, emotional trauma, pain and suffering
$2 for other
He’ll get his
bribecontribution towards his ballroom one way or the other.“Lotsa people don’t know this but if you’re Trump - it can’t be a bribe.” He pretends and badly too that he’s indignant. “I only accept contributions to Make America Great Again. Buy my bible or give me a new Air Force One - same-same.”
Pedophile infighting
He’s not going to put his finances through discovery. He’s bluffing.
Couldn’t he simply forge some documents? He controls the FBI and the DOJ. If they did anything at all - all they’d prop up his lies. Also - he controls the
IRAIRS among other things. Trump could have every high-level JPMorgan exec audited for the last 10 years. And since Trump controls every other federal government thing - that could be only the beginning of their pain.It’s easier and far simpler to give Trump a number and make him stop. Bezos spent $40 million to make Melania’s documentary. It was essentially a fee to please Trump. And he’ll probably only recoup a very tiny amount of that. JPMorgan could offer Trump - I dunno - $100M and keep the deal secret with a mass of NDAs so then Trump could go brag about his big, big win to the media.
he controls the IRA among other things
IRS?
Thanks. Oops.
somebody dropped a Dimon him
