The dead one
dead but still rolling in her grave over her pedo son.
Half of these are the same
- I feel like 9 pretty much all the time these days…
I want the one with the machine gun.
I always wanted to ask her one question.
“Do you ever casually drop an F bomb? Like if you knock over your tea or drop your biscuit does a very quiet and dignified “fuck” ever slip out?”
I believe in aristocracy it’s pounced “fack”
You cant ask her that, she is currently in late rotting stage. like all monarchs deserve
Kinda 1 forever nowadays
I was 1, but my belly is now full of cheese toastie. 7 it is.
Cheese toasties are always a good idea
Somewhere between a 4 and an 8
- But I don’t have a horse racing programme.
At the moment a 2. I’m still tucked up in bed with a brew
The one who says “cows” when she sees cows.
I alternate between 1,8, and 9
I’d say either 6 or 7
Straight to prison I’m afraid mate
