• TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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    10 days ago

    Are you sure this isn’t satire? I know there are no satire marks so Poe’s Law and all, but it seems too on the nose to be real

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      9 days ago

      I never met or heard of a techbro that wasn’t a piece of shit so I don’t know why you’d assume otherwise.

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        9 days ago

        What about all the FOSS developers? They can’t be entirely evil, since they at least stand for freedom - and are often also progressive and good people, I’d say.

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          9 days ago

          Have you watched Sillicon Valley? Brogrammers = tech bros.

          Me, I’m just exhausted.

          • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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            9 days ago

            Maybe I don’t understand what that is supposed to mean. They are in tech, and some of them are men and probably brothers, or at least metaphorically bros. Is it supposed to be a bad thing? - oh, and if it is a bad thing by definition, then it’s not an interesting thing that you’ve never met a “techbro who isn’t a piece of shit” as the definition would already filter out the good people from being considered by you

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      Depends on how old they are. Almost every male I know went through a brief Libertarian phase somewhere between the ages of 13 to 22, that tended to last weeks to a couple years. Its an issue when they don’t grow out of it and they are older than 22 and it lasts longer than a couple years.

      Libertarianism sounds good from an elevator pitch. Usually it starts, ends or is fully comprised of arguments about ending the war on drugs or not paying taxes. I mean who likes taxes? It’s only when you get around to actually thinking about it that it falls apart when you realize that things like roads, emergency medical care and whatnot are a necessity.

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      Depends on how old they are. Almost every male I know went through a brief Libertarian phase somewhere between the ages of 13 to 22, that tended to last weeks to a couple years. Its an issue when they don’t grow out of it and they are older than 22 and it lasts longer than a couple years.

      Libertarianism sounds good from an elevator pitch. Usually it starts, ends or is fully comprised of arguments about ending the war on drugs or not paying taxes. I mean who likes taxes? It’s only when you get around to actually thinking about it that it falls apart when you realize that things like roads, emergency medical care and whatnot are a necessity.

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    10 days ago

    I’m an american who lives in colombia so I can’t fuck with these devices like I would if i were there so instead here are some helpful colombia phrases to fuck with these fascist fucks. Use these as an american to lure ice away if they deploy this.

    parcero/parcera/parce = Dude
    Que mas! = Whats up!
    Bien o que? = How you doing?
    Pasa me una pola = Hand me a beer.
    La migra me emberraca porque son malparidos. = ICE makes me furious because they’re bastards.

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      It’s illegal to speak non American. Orders are shoot first and say sorry next when you prove you’re American. Oh, you’re dead now? Well best I can do is check out what turned you into a terrorist.

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      10 days ago

      Isolate ICE into smaller, easier to tackle teams, and take 'em out at random so they don’t know which ones to be wary of. This putz may have just inadvertently helped the resistance.

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        9 days ago

        Ya I know but I didn’t care when I didn’t get a spell check error(probably because it was so far off) and I’m not wasting time googling it for a quik comment

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    10 days ago

    Well you know what they say, never interrupt your enemy when he’s making a mistake.

    You’re right dipshit tech bro overwhelming them with false reports is a great idea…

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    Wonder how many aren’t even other languages. My work includes doing searches for terms that are simply code snippets, and my browser often asks if I want to translate from portuguese

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    Wait, we can just call them and tell them to go places? And we’re not already doing this to, you know, make sure they’re in the… right places???

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    Libertarians don’t believe in liberty or freedom. They merely co opt the usage of those words so no one suspects that they’re secretly fascists