• teft@piefed.social
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    3 months ago

    I’m an american who lives in colombia so I can’t fuck with these devices like I would if i were there so instead here are some helpful colombia phrases to fuck with these fascist fucks. Use these as an american to lure ice away if they deploy this.

    parcero/parcera/parce = Dude
    Que mas! = Whats up!
    Bien o que? = How you doing?
    Pasa me una pola = Hand me a beer.
    La migra me emberraca porque son malparidos. = ICE makes me furious because they’re bastards.

    • trolololol@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      It’s illegal to speak non American. Orders are shoot first and say sorry next when you prove you’re American. Oh, you’re dead now? Well best I can do is check out what turned you into a terrorist.