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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 22 days ago

Why are there no fossils of angels?

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Why are there no fossils of angels?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 22 days ago
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  • Okokimup@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    They’re mostly eyes, which don’t fossilize well.

  • Melobol@lemmy.ml
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    22 days ago

    Most of them are still alive. And if they die they don’t leave bodies behind. The magical goo they are made out of get absorbed back to their creator.

  • goldteeth@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    22 days ago

    What do you mean? I was watching a documentary about one just last week.

  • Anna@lemmy.ml
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    22 days ago

    Here you go

  • onlooker@lemmy.ml
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    22 days ago

    There are! It’s just that they’re buried in the heavens and historically speaking the sky is really hard to dig up.

  • FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world
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    Because they’re not physical beings and they don’t die

  • FoundFootFootage78@lemmy.ml
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    22 days ago

    No body, no crime.

  • apotheotic (she/her)@beehaw.org
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    22 days ago

    No bones

  • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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    22 days ago

    Don’t be obtuse.

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      22 days ago

      I just had to cross off this problem.

  • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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    22 days ago

    'Cause they can all dance on the head of a single pin. So they’re really really tiny. Also finding the pin is really hard.

    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      22 days ago

      Let me guess, the needle’s in a haystack?

      • deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz
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        22 days ago

        No no no no no. We’re looking for a pin.

        It might be in a hay stack or a hay rick or a hay bale…

  • Pennomi@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    There are! Angels look like feathered lizards. Unfortunately all angels went extinct 64 million years ago when God made a little oopsie.

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Has enough time passes since the uprising to allow them to become fossils?

    Also, think about how there were millions of years of Dino’s, yet there are so few skeletons.

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