Stay in school, ki-, er, graphic designers.

Watched it earlier this week, can confirm. Here’s the link.

Another one of his responses to the same topic: "Code your own engine and show us how it’s done, please”

This is their seventh Borderlands game made in Unreal engine. This isn’t some fledgling indie studio that’s still finding its footing around a game engine. They have 1300 employees, they had 6 years to make this and they have 2K Games’ backing. They have no excuse to release a game in this state, but sure. Let’s blame the customers.

Oh, and I just noticed: the game uses Denuvo, because of course it does.

Alternate title: Danish dipshit fails basic computer literacy test, somehow stumbles into a parliament position.

Also, if he’s the chief architect, then this is what he’s building:

I watched two episodes before bouncing off hard. No idea how it got as popular as it did, because the jokes were just low effort and lazy.

I’m going off of a article by TechRadar, but essentially: yes. This isn’t about breaking encryption as I initially thought, though that seems to have been the goal when the same law was proposed (and rightfully rejected) in 2022. Rather, the new revision is about making encryption utterly pointless through the virtue of scanning all messages on your device, as you suggested. At least that’s my read on the situation.

Only material that is clearly child sexual abuse will be searched for and can be detected.

Uh-huh. And how do you search for something specific without decrypting everything first? This is fucking embarrassing.

Jerry Seinfeld’s opinions are as relevant as his comedy is funny.

A hun! From the 5th century.

What did you expect from a mentally declining geriatric? He probably had Chipotle on his mind, too.

Tell me about it.

Google seems to think that unauthorized apps on android devices are most prevalent in the four countries mentioned.

I’m sorry to hear that. I hope you’re doing better now.

The way I’m understanding it is, some F-Droid apps will still work, but their developer would have to be “verified”, whatever that entails. I’m not sure what will happen if one tried to installed an app with an unverified developer, but it probably won’t be anything good.

Whatever the case, this won’t affect most of us (sorry Brazil, Indonesia, Singapore and Thailand) until 2027. I have a phone running LineageOS and will continue to use it until it gives out, but my next phone will definitely not be running android, because I am so done with this crap.

Also gambling.

I can’t believe I completely forgot about the gambling aspect, good call. The trailer for NBA 2k20 was especially disgusting in this regard.

It’s a good theory!

FIFA, NBA, Madden or any popular sports game, really. Just to start off, I don’t like sports games in general, but that’s on me. The part I don’t understand is the level of hype for each new iteration when for the last decade it’s been the same game with the same engine, same effects, slightly different roster and sometimes even missing features. Like, what are people excited for exactly? More of the same?

I don’t get this one. Is an intellectual supposed to read Socrates or something?

There’s only this screenshot and a screenshot of the supposed original email in Polish floating around, so we can’t really say for sure. But I will say it looks damning as all hell.

Oh, hey. It’s that car company that tracks and shares whether or not you had sex in your car.