plinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to sports@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoProfessional sport should be abolishedhexbear.netimagemessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down12file-text
arrow-up198arrow-down1imageProfessional sport should be abolishedhexbear.netplinky [he/him]@hexbear.net to sports@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square49linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up67·2 months agoThe real solution is to do all Olympic sports the way they used to be done, with hot sweaty naked bodies
minus-squarePKMKII [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·2 months agoSki jumpers gonna have to perfect the helicopter dick move to gain additional lift.
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 months agoThat’s fine that’s a body technique
minus-squareCarl [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·2 months agoIn the cold though, so their junk is gonna be shrunk. Unless they add fluffers to the event.
minus-squareCarbonConscious [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 months agoOr the event just becomes a contest of who really likes ski-jumping the most.
minus-squareTerminalEncounter [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·2 months agoMay the biggest dickus win 😌✨️
The real solution is to do all Olympic sports the way they used to be done, with hot sweaty naked bodies
Ski jumpers gonna have to perfect the helicopter dick move to gain additional lift.
That’s fine that’s a body technique
In the cold though, so their junk is gonna be shrunk. Unless they add fluffers to the event.
Or the event just becomes a contest of who really likes ski-jumping the most.
May the biggest dickus win 😌✨️