RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-211 months agoMost of the Onion’s jokes come from its headlines or twist ending. Conservatives have one joke and they can’t even understand punchlineshexbear.netimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down10
arrow-up1110arrow-down1imageMost of the Onion’s jokes come from its headlines or twist ending. Conservatives have one joke and they can’t even understand punchlineshexbear.netRyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · edit-211 months agomessage-square44fedilink
minus-squareEvilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·edit-211 months ago I’ll let you know there’s an actual member of congress who identifies as an attack helicopter. Is that too WOKE for you? https://ballotpedia.org/John_James_(Michigan) (Seriously his attack helicopter boom boom bang bang blow people up bloodlust is his persona and campaign identity.) CW imperalism, death
minus-squarebuckykat [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·11 months agoTwo first names mf
minus-squareLeZero [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·11 months ago John James Sounds like a euphemism for a prostitute’s client
minus-squarenilloclinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·11 months agoAnd a black Republican to boot. Maybe the face eating leopards won’t notice him as an attack helicopter.
I’ll let you know there’s an actual member of congress who identifies as an attack helicopter. Is that too WOKE for you?
https://ballotpedia.org/John_James_(Michigan)
(Seriously his attack helicopter boom boom bang bang blow people up bloodlust is his persona and campaign identity.) CW imperalism, death
Two first names mf
Sounds like a euphemism for a prostitute’s client
LeJohn James
And a black Republican to boot. Maybe the face eating leopards won’t notice him as an attack helicopter.