No you see horrific violence against immigrants is normal sweetie, violence against rich old white ladies it NOT. Hope that clears it up

masked weirdos on your doorstep is normal now right so

it’s all a case of mistaken identity spiraled out of control, a la twelfth night or comedy of errors. probably she was out for a walk when ice agents spotted her and thought she was a different old lady that honestly barely even looks like nancy. but they grabbed her, anyway, and once they figured out who she was, they panicked, until finally one of them concocted an outlandish plan.

in my new script written for george clooney, mark wahlberg, and ice cube as ice agents…