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Stamets@startrek.website to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 年前

Here. Take this. You may need it for your journey, weary traveller

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Here. Take this. You may need it for your journey, weary traveller

startrek.website

Stamets@startrek.website to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 2 年前
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  • Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world
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    Me irl

    • Gamma@programming.dev
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      You know, in some systems that’s a crit success!

    • CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network
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      Me: makes meme with this template Me: comes here and sees this immediately after. Glad we’re on the same page? ;)

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    Laughs in PF2E even a 17 can crit there

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      right? Is this a spellcaster joke i’m too fighter to understand?

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      IIRC there were builds in 3e D&D that could crit on something insane like 11 or 12.

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    6 damage on 2d6+4.

    • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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      … Yikes.

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    Ooh too bad the AC is 18, that’s a miss.

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      Not even a +1 bonus from proficiency or str/dex? You should really get another weapon

      • Daisy (she/her)@lemmy.ml
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        I rolled my stats and got 6 4s…

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    Any jokes about dice rolls always takes me back to a classic, Bad Dice.

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    I rolled 36 damage, but fudged my to hit roll and shot my crewmate in the foot instead.

    • Stamets@startrek.websiteOP
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      I immediately had a flashback to that sci-fi oneshot that Ashley Johnson ran over on Critical Role.

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    Thanks. I rolled 3 damage, but I was only trying to talk to someone…

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    All my stats are low-tier NPC level and I get critical misses on a regular basis.

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    My life: My d20 is just 1-10 twice, with no way to color in any of them to tell them apart

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      Look at this fat cat over here with double digits on his dice. My best is like a 2.6.

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    I get the sentiment but it’s hard to have a good roll with a large negative modifier like many people have.

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      Trust me. I’m aware. This is more of a fake it until god please let me make it type situation.

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        If “make it” means have value and be worthy then congratulations, my friend:
        You made it!

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          Make it in this case means more “being happy” or even just “being ok”

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    That 1d20 is my damage roll. 💪

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    i dont even play dnd but this is v good content

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