‘special envoy for the shield of the americas’ lol I give it a couple of weeks before he forgets he set that up
imagine having to spend your whole day working with milei and bukele and noboa, why not just retire
How many dogs will die as a result?
Woe upon the pounds as Noem and Buttigieg ride on this bloody night!
He fucking promoted her to a busy work made up position.
She needs a job in DC so she and Corey Lewandowski can keep cheating on their spouses together
“I would like to announce to you, all my linked in connections, that I am so incredibly excited to start the next chapter of my career journey!!”
Bimbofascism in shambles
To be replaced by the guy who had a recent interview that went something like this.
“Were at war with Iran, these things happen” - chud
“Wait you’re saying we’re at war with iran” - reporter
“No I didnt” - chud
"“Yes you did” - reporter
“Oh well then I missspoke” - chud
America is not a serious country and a lot of the administration is about to find out what happens when they try to operate within a system that doesn’t have 200 years of guardrails set up to keep them from crashing off a cliff.
markwayne is a fucking hilarious first name
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His first name is a tribute to two of his paternal uncles, Mark and Wayne; his mother put both names on his birth certificate intending to later shorten his name to one of the two, but ultimately never did.
So his mom couldn’t be bothered to actually name him? Lol
Type of name you’d see in a Pro Evolution Soccer game back in the day
Noemosexuals in shambles 😞
Waiting for all the news on the insider trading on those bet platforms
Nickwayne Mullen
Senator Nick Mullen would be wild. Imagine my best friend as a senator
First Chinese gay Senator in history
Markwayne Mullin
Oklahoma
Yep.
