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  • miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml
    1272·
    1 year ago
    • This website needs JavaScript to display the most basic content, have fun with a blank page otherwise
    • Jesus_666@feddit.de
      56·
      1 year ago

      Also, we load the JavaScript from five different CDNs, some of which are horrifically slow today. We also make sure to only load some of the scripts after others have been successfully loaded so uMatrix users have to refresh the page a dozen times.

    • ares35@kbin.social
      18·
      1 year ago

      i run with scripts disabled unless explicitly whitelisted. this one is annoying af,. so many sites use client scripts to display static content and navigation elements that absolutely didn’t need to–at all. right underneath these idiots is the morons that load the entirety of jquery in a bazillion different external files… and for what? a fucking hover effect over their menus or links or something equally ridiculous.

      • Em Adespoton@lemmy.ca
        7·
        1 year ago

        Oh, but they don’t just load jquery themselves… for each site “feature” they pull dynamically from a different CDN, loading the same code over and over again to call different functions.

        And all it takes is for ONE of their CDNs to get poisoned and suddenly they’re serving malware.