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FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 month ago

How will you prove your innocence?

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How will you prove your innocence?

FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.ml · 1 month ago
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  • Dem Bosain@midwest.social
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    1 month ago

    I’m white.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    With my hymen, of course

  • Anna@lemmy.ml
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    No evidence no crime

  • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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    1 month ago

    Not my job. How will you prove me guilty?

  • Che Banana@beehaw.org
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    By pinning it on the turtle

  • actionjbone@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    What innocence?

  • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    1 month ago

    “…but… but… I AM innocent, daddy?!”

  • slazer2au@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Who says I want to be?

  • hobata@lemmy.ml
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    “Tyrone did it!”

  • FoundFootFootage78@lemmy.ml
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    I didn’t do anything, and even if I did they deserved it, and even if they didn’t I was totally within my rights, and even if I wasn’t there’s nothing you can do to stop me.

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    25 days ago

    With Lemmy comments

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    I sink like a rock.

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