What part of “fully functional” are you not understanding?
Fully functional.
Noonian Soong cared deeply about verisimilitude.
Nipples are a fundamental part of the human experience.
Yet he couldn’t quite figure out the synthetic skin.
never forget that canonically Data must have a refillable cum tank, and it’s someone’s job to refill it.
Possibly, but Data can perform much of his own maintenance, can he not? Soong considered many aspects in his design — perhaps his ejaculatory system is designed with this in mind and is capable of refilling without additional tooling.Computer, delete that entire post.
Sure, but where is he getting the cum?
can…can you replicate cum? I guess theoretically you should be able to? Now I’m imagining him saying “Computer, replicate a bucket of cum,” and swapping em out.
I don’t see why not. To the replicator it’s no different than a plate of steak and eggs. You could even make customizations: “Computer, one bucket of cum, extra thick. Add a hint of Barzan star fruit.”
Computer: “Commander Riker, I cannot fulfill this request as Captain Picard has explicitly banned your replicator account from ordering this and related products. Your holodeck privileges have also been revoked”
“Computer… Yar supplement 25.”
Computer, end simulation.
COMPUTER! END SIMULATION!
“No matter how much I twiddle them I still can’t pick up Jazz FM”
SO HE CAn excrete bio-lubricants for his machine parts to an offspring who needs it.
The space cold makes his nipples go pointy, so he can use them as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to Enterprise.
Data, in space do you smoke weed or Astro-turf?
Positronic debug, those with the belly button as ground, create a kinda uart.
Press and hold both for ten seconds to force a system reboot.
How much do you want to bet Data could lactate in emergency situations.
So you can milk him
Thermometers
Hell I don’t even know why I have nipples…
For fun!
GET DOWN
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They assist with detective work
Fully functional in every way, of course
