MFW using a log to smash a window is called “breaking and entering” instead of “logging in”.

The radar, sir! It appears to be… Jammed!

I prefer traffic marmelade

English -> American translate: “Traffic Jelly”. (Pictures wild Teslas in mind’s eye.) Yep, checks out.

Anon needs to learn how to use a search engine because Traffic Jam is real. The one I know locally is just the leftover jams mixed together, but here’s a random online one: https://tasteofamish.com/product/traffic-jam/

I’m a log preserves kinda fellow myself.