Absolute cum stain of a film, ruined an already brutally stupid premise set up by TFA. Eat my whole ass hexbear, I’m not going to hitch my ride to this shit because it tripped half way into making a good point with some vaguely sucdem rhetoric.
Just trash all around, its sequel was king trash only because this bullshit laid the groundwork for trash. A fucking structural engineer had to design a solid trash foundation for that steaming pile of shit ROS. Most boring movie I’ve seen in theaters. 3+ hours of diahrrea o stg if i see another post praising this movie I’m going to eat my shit. Shape the fuck up, this movie sucks.
Congratulations on waking up from your coma.
I’m so fucking annoyed with star wars making it so difficult to get people to watch Andor.
They should just do what I did and pirate that shit lmao
Great show though; by far the best Star Wars-adjacent piece of media I’ve seen.
The problem is getting them to believe there’s good new Ster Wors worth watching.
The dirge in the last episode makes me feel emotions. Feels like real solidarity, real people, real pain I’ve shared before, and real outrage stemming from that pain.
counterpoint: the bit where they hyperdrive 9/11 the imperial fleet looked fuckin sick. like when Kirby flies the dragoon in Subspace Emissary (high point of both video games & cinema)
Yeah shit was a fucking joke. No rules applied to anything. Honestly some truly embarrassing nonsense.
The shit surrounding Luke had the potential to be a good movie if they committed to it. Instead it was a bunch of hash.
Somehow the next one was worse though lol. By now I have 100% checked out of Star Wars and Marvel. I came back for Andor which was dope af, someone finally did what I’ve been waiting for someone to do, but I’m back to not giving a fuck until Andor season 2.
Is that the one where Luke skywalker sucks blue milk out of an alien cow udder and makes le good shit face at the camera?
yeh
Yeah that movie is bad.
i almost woke people up laughing at this post
Six years of TLJ discourse :flattened-bernie:
Star Wars should’ve ended with Return of the Jedi. The entire franchise should’ve just been three movies and a bunch of novels and videogames.