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rastro@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

But he has a plan

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But he has a plan

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rastro@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com
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    if you replaced the alcohol with cannabis you could realistically expect this as a ubiquitous, daily conversation.

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      Going to Walmart while high? That’s a waste of weed, my guy.

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        square

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          cunt

      • LegionEris [she/her]@feddit.nl
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        You have no idea how much weed I possess. If it gets a human medicated or intoxicated, it’s not a waste to me. I keep spare mediocre weed on hand to give away for free sometimes I don’t like daytime THC, and I don’t smoke and drive, but my wife often wants or needs THC to be in crowded or busy public locations or events.

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          Yeah legalization has been a total game changer in the weed on hand department for me. It’s actually pretty amazing and something I thought I’d never have in my lifetime.

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            Tell me about it. And I work at a dispensary. Between rewards for brand training, samples, and points, I came home with 300mg in edibles, an infused preroll, a half gram cart, a gram of diamonds, and a hand made dual bowl pipe for my wife for Christmas and payed ~$12. I am weed rich and like to share my good fortune.

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      Pretty sure everyone at the Wal-Mart I went to last week had the same idea… that entire place and the parking lot reeked of weed.

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    Me: exactly!

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    Oh. Do people go to Wally world sober?

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      All evidence to the contrary

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    Also they’re driving…

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    Wife: “We’re picking up our son from kindergarten.”

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      Hard liquor it is, then.

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    I actually do that… including walking around Walmart with a mixed drink in a soda can.

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